There's a parasite sucking your blood. He's been doing this for ages. He says to you: "You have an option to kick me hard and drive me away, but since you are non-violent and won't hit me, I have another option for you".
"What plan do you have?", you ask.
He says: "Following are my conditions, which, if you meet, I shall stop sucking your blood.
They are:
- I'll amputate one of your limbs of my choice.
- Some of my tentacles which I've shed during my moulting process, are sticking on your body. They are my property and and you'll have to buy that from me before I leave.
- Since your body has become used to me, and also, I somehow feel responsible for your well being, you'll have to assure me that it functions well in my absence."
You ask: "I never asked you to leave. Why so much fuss?"
He says: "I'm tired of sucking your blood. Besides, your blood has now degraded in quality."
refreshing dude...good stuff
ReplyDeleteas in, a refreshing point of view. The imagery was anything but.
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